Job-alicious

I want a new job. It's not that I hate my current job, it's just that it is not the most exciting thing to do. It's not the hardest thing in the world either, pump gas here, collect money there, steal chocolate from out the back (just kidding, stealing is a crime! a damn dirty crime!). So I would really like something that was a bit more fun. What I would really like is to work in a CD Store like Sounds or The CD Store, that would be great. Listening to music all day, not having to wear an ugly green and red uniform, knowing when all my favourite bands were releasing their new CD's, staff discount (surely), closing up at 5 instead of working til 8 or 10 at night. Perfect. So I'm always on the lookout for positions in one of these stores, who knows I might get lucky. If anyone sees an ad please tell me, unless of course you take the job yourself, you greedy greedy thief you, what did I say about stealing?! And i would then be free of Michael. For those of you who don't often visit Caltex Upper Hutt between 4 and 10 on a weeknight, which i assume is probably most of you, you would not have experienced the dillusional idiot that is Michael Anderson. This man annoys the hell out of me. He is 40 years old, has a degree in engineering, supposedly, and yet he works at a petrol station where I might add that he thinks he is important even going so far as to call himself the "evening manager". If you ever encounter him you will know how I feel.
Speaking of my job I spose I had better go and get ready. time to pull on that lovely green and red uniform, smile politely and ask what pump someone's petrol was at because I was too busy dreaming about working somewhere else to notice which car they came from.

(Sigh) Think of the money, think of the money.